Bob Ross

Scene: Dream sequences. We see two beds on each side of the stage. 2 guys sleep in each. We see a man with a large fro and a beret painting center stage.

Gus enters. He's looking down. He sees the painter.

GUS: Hey... wait a minute... are you... it can't be... really? Bob Ross! I thought you were dead, oh my God! I've idolized you all my life! Ever since you left my life has been a dreary mix of greys and blacks!

BOB: No, no Gus. I'm very real and here. And life is colorful! So many happy trees and shoops shoops shoops. Come let's paint together.

(Corny happy hippie music comes on, they skip around the stage like it's a park and point out things and paint things. Big smiles. They hold hands and spin together. Lights flicker and music fades. Bob spins around the stage and exits)

GUS: BOB! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Black out)

Guy 1 in bed: (He has a long black braid)NOOO!!! AH! Happy...happy... ( Lights up. He wakes up from his nightmare)

(Neeclo enters. Is an avatar/pandora creature)

NEECLO: Gus! My brother, it's ok. You were having a dream.

GUS: OH... right...it was terrible.wow... Pandora! It's so beautiful!

NEECLO: Of course it is. You act like you haven't been looking at it for your whole life. Come on, let's go to the Ehwah tree and tell her about your dream. She will know its meaning.

(Beautiful Avatar music comes on, they jump around like they are in the forest and running. They are one with the nature. There are all kinds of colorful light effects)

(They reach the ehwah tree at center stage. They sit down in mediatation like poses. Gus holds up his braid)

GUS: Oh great one, Ehwah. Please help me find the meaning behind these dreams. I seek your guidance.

(Music again, both do the weird praying head swinging thing. Lights flicker.)

Black OUt

Guy 2 in bed: (speaking an unintelligable language. He sits up reaching out for Ehwah. He comes to, realizes he was dreaming) It's not real....it must be real. I wanna go back! EHWAHH!!!! Bob!!!!!!!!! I want happy forest Avatar land!

(A hot chick in her underwear sits up next to him. She was hidden in the bed.She's still hazy, half-asleep)

HOTTIE: Hey, Gus... are you ok? Come back to bed... come here... you must be worn out after last night....

GUS: (He looks at her) NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh GOOOODDDD!!!!!

BLACK OUT