Chinese Food

I just ordered Chinese delivery because it was raining outside and I really didn't want to leave my work to walk over to Ralph's where it was very likely that I would be accosted by the weird stalker man that talks to me EVERY time I'm there....

Oh...Chinese Food.

The waiting, the anitcipation of my oh so glorious Moo Shu Shrimp is unbearable! But deep down I also wonder if they went light on the oil as was my instructions on the online ordering form....They probably didn't. But oil or no oil I can't wait for those moist, deliciously cabbage, mushroom, shrimp, egg stuffed pancakes to enter my body and rest in my tummy.....

Oh moo shu shrimp, I did not expect you to be pre wrapped by the restaurant, that sucks, the plum sauce isn't on there and the pancakes are falling apart due to your hot, running juices. But moo shu.....you you moo shu....

I could only eat one and a half. The leftovers are in a mess in the styrofoam box waiting to be refrigerated and eaten by my boyfriend after next sunrise.

Oh moo shu.....
My stomach is ever so full, my intestines working full speed ahead. Oh moo shu.... why are you so heavy? Perhaps you should lay off the water chesnuts and soy sauce. I'm so filled with your spirit it's hard to stand up. Actually standing up sounds as enjoyable as an audience of Germans screaming obscenities at a boxing match.....Oh moo shu.....

I'm starting to ponder, dear moo shu, if you weren't out to get me from the beginning. Yes, I am feeling like a sack of digger right now moo shu. I fear the minutes to come, the walk to the washroom, and the washroom itself, yes I fear that.

But hark, moo shu there you rest, 3/4 of you still remains. Your call is strong, is fierce, and your smell extremely potent. You will not taste the same, oh no, after the eve. But my boyfriend won't care, he eats anything, even you, dear dear dear moo shu. Though we have a love-hate relationship moo shu, I do love you. I will always love you. I especially love how easy it is to order you at eat24hours.com on the web net. Oh moo shu.... My moo shu.