Staring Contest
2 people sit across from each other. They are in the middle of an intense staring contest. They struggle, they yell, they are sweating, the end is near....
1: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (1 turns their head and blink. They have lost.)
2: Ha ha! I win!...... Now I must go clean up myself. (They get up and start to walk. It is apparent that they have pooped their pants)
BLACKOUT
Sister Wives
(Sister wives 1 and 2 on stage doing a cross-stitch)
SW 3: (running in) Sister wives! Something terrible has happened!
1: What happened?
2: What is it 3rd wife?
3: Our husband has abondoned us! He has left us for....a.....brother husband. (not sure how to explain that) What ever will we do?
1: Our love will hold us together. I love you sister wives.
2: I love you sister wives.
3: I love you sister wives.
(All three hug)
(They stare at each other....they lean in. They start hard core making out.)
BLACKOUT
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