I saw a lot of people today...

I saw a lot of people today.

I saw a man resembling a humble and professional, middle aged Patrick Swayze. Rest in peace.

I saw Rudy Sarzo! He’s so cool.

I saw an annoying business owner with a voice who can pierce your will to live.

I saw four skinny boys with dyed black hair with stringy mullet cuts dressed exactly the same.

I saw four people rocking out on electric violins, which I learned to be called vipers.

I saw forty year old women dressed like pre teens circa 1979 with the worst faux blond jobs.

I saw a man wearing a Simpsons letterman jacket.

I saw a couple: the man wore a bandanna and a sparkly top hat. The woman had hair larger than the McDonald’s arches.

I saw a lot of Canadians.

I saw a lot of bare heads covered in tattoos.

I saw people with electronic devices growing out of their ears, pulling a rolling briefcase.

I saw huge belt buckles that blinded my eyes in the light.

I saw "cool cats" that never took their fedoras and sunglasses off.

I saw a lot of skinny bitches.

I saw dreadlocks, buzz cuts, long hair, short hair, purple, pink, blue, and green hair.

I saw young and old.

I saw speakers, listeners, writers, and observers.

I saw black, white, tan, brown, and beige people.

I saw students, teachers, lovers and haters.

I saw Jermaine Jackson. Random.

I saw a lot of people today.

Where did I see all these people in one place you ask? Where else but a music convention.